Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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