He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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