is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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