I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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