dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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