I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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