real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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