He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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