New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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