are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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