Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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