I must be too annoying 4 u.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
your like the ambassador to my penis.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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