I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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