Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
Randomize
