So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Randomize
