Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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