please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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