So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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