Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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