it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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