I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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