Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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