Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
tell me about the fingering
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