He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Randomize
