Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
i believe in u and ur pee
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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