She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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