I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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