why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
foreskin is a definite game changer
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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