quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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