Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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