So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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