If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
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