What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize
