This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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