I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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