I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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