Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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