shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
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