It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
this is an emotional support booty call
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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