google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Alive.
So much puke
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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