i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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