You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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