hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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