he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I think people are normalizing furries
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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