margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
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