Apparently you make a good broom.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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