I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I don't know man, I woke up and shes here acting like she knows me, wearing my clothes, and scrambling eggs in my kitchen. I don't know her.
You were drinking with me last night, I warned you.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
In retrospect i can confidently say that the last two months of our relationship... i was only in it because i didnt wanna lose my list on his netflix account.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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