a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Every concussion has its silver lining
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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