Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
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