Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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