All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I'm just crazy horny about you
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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