so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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