Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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