What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Randomize
