he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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